If you have a cat, know a cat, or have seen a cat in passing, just know that they hate you. Some express their distaste readily by scratching or biting, while others take a more nuanced approach: vomiting in your bed and letting you discover it at the end of a long hard day (aka any day in quarantine). Thank you, cats. You're the real heroes. Just when we thought being trapped in our homes couldn't get worse, you remind us that it can: when we stick our hand into your half-dried abomination strategically ejected onto the bed sheets. **SLOW CLAP FOREVER** #MPFA #makepoetryfunagain #millennialAF #kayenjee #haikusday #caturday
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