And best of all everything is free! I'm not sure if things are getting better, or I just have the uncanny ability to ignore reality. Choose your version of the simulation below. Thanks.
TBH I'm not prepared to correspond via any of the listed forms of communication. If you wish to extol my literary prowess and unmatched wit please do so through the Contact page. If you're looking for a place to troll, try DreamWorks.