Substance abuse is generally frowned upon, except when that substance is coffee. In which case, you may try to wrest the leaden vessel filled with that lifeblood from my hands, but YOU. WILL. FAIL. #haikusday #MPFA #butfirstcoffee
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Haikusday is a name that I affectionately borrowed from the interwebs for my own purposes, one of which is to propagate haiku on Tuesdays. God willing the bots have advanced enough to share these posts on my behalf with the masses on social media. Come back soon. And don't forget to Make Poetry Fun Again. #MPFA P.S. Don't flame me for my use of "every". It can be pronounced with one or two syllables, as needed. Fight me. #Haikusday #MPFA
An ancient proverb once said "Respect and revere your elders, lest they elbow you in the ribs to cut in line." Just kidding, I made that up. But seriously, don't get between a older person and their five dollar footlong sandwich at lunch hour. The 'bows will be thrown. #haikusday #RIP5dollarfootlong #MPFA
Don't let the title fool you, I'm not getting emo on you, yet. Sometimes the phone's silence is haunting and reminds me that no one wants to call or text me. I wonder if they're intimidated by my superior wit or perhaps they think I'm a pain in the ass. Who will ever know? The good news is, shopping with a 30% off coupon can help smother a lot of feels. #haikusday #MPFA If you're long in the tooth, that means you're wise. If you're short in the tooth, then your pulp is showing, and, well, that's just painful. Carry on, and proceed with caution when eating jelly. Also, let someone know I'm #MPFA Making Poetry Fun Again. It was never fun you say? Well, it is now. Add #haikusday and a link while your at it. You won't regret it. Nevermind, you might. |
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