Thinking back to 2017, I recognize a series of unfortunate events that led us to that moment in time; a time in which "Gucci Gang" was a thing and Lil Pump may have been referred to as a recording artist. While its lyrics are mind-numbing, the song is a bop and can never be erased from one's memory. Listen at your own peril, although, you must hear it to to fully appreciate the following parody. I will not link it here, because I refuse to be complicit in the downfall of society as we know it. Presenting "Unicorn", conceived to the tune of "Gucci Gang".
"Unicorn" (to the tune of "Gucci Gang" by Lil Pump, lyrics start at 0:18 on YouTube)
Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn, unicorn Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn (unicorn) Don't know me, I'm mythical Sound of my winnie is lyrical Never seen a creature so magical Proportions of my swag are biblical You see me? That's a miracle. Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn (unicorn) Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn, unicorn Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn (unicorn) Don't know me, I'm mythical Sound of my winnie is lyrical Never seen a creature so magical Proportions of my swag are biblical You see me? That's a miracle. Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn (unicorn) Don't have wings but stay fly high with my friends, pegasi Down to Earth, hit the ponies up More apple cider, turn down for what? 24/7 flexin' magic Can't heal the haters, that's tragic Take off your horn, it's plastic Appropriate me and get blasted Prince and white horse? Too plain. Rainbow locks, that's my mane Neon horn magic, that's my game When I poop make skittles rain Deposit in your mouth like issa bank Only spend Bens, no change Hashtag we out here. Gang gang! All my ponies, say my name Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn, unicorn Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn (unicorn) Don't know me, I'm mythical Sound of my winnie is lyrical Never seen a creature so magical Proportions of my swag are biblical You see me? That's a miracle. Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn (unicorn) Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn, unicorn Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn (unicorn) Don't know me, I'm mythical Sound of my winnie is lyrical Never seen a creature so magical Proportions of my swag are biblical You see me? That's a miracle. Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn
You read it. You like it. I want you. To share it. (yuh)
​If you record yourself singing it, upload it to YouTube, Twitter, and/or the gram, then send me the link as I'd like to bask in my handy work. Credit me while you're at it. And throw in a couple of hashtags for good measure. ​ ​ #kayenjee #MPFA #MakePoetryFunAgain #lyricoverhaul
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