The idea of kids going back to school and resuming all their germ-bag tendencies inspires anxiety in the hearts of parents around the country. Thankfully, I'm here to help.
In the past, we were limited to singing "The Happy Birthday Song" to informally time our hand cleaning. Gen Z has tired of the ways of old. Here's something for the kids: I'm overhauling 30-second portions of songs which are normally wildly inappropriate for children, to offer them something to sing whilst they diligently wash their hands for 30 seconds. Schools are now safe to reopen. Feel free to sing along.
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The United States of America is a great country...with some terrible habits. In pursuit of a more perfect union, we must confront our truths; even the ugly ones. Then, we must humble ourselves, reconcile with reality, and do better.
In this edition of Lyrics Overhaul, we'll reimagine a patriotic favorite, seasoned with a fair helping of honesty.
DISCLAIMER: No lies were told in the making of this rewrite. |
Rabbit HoleAt this point, you've fallen in pretty deep. I suggest you call for help. Just make sure your friend has the internet...and checks out the website. TYSM Archives
July 2021
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