The idea of kids going back to school and resuming all their germ-bag tendencies inspires anxiety in the hearts of parents around the country. Thankfully, I'm here to help.
In the past, we were limited to singing "The Happy Birthday Song" to informally time our hand cleaning. Gen Z has tired of the ways of old. Here's something for the kids: I'm overhauling 30-second portions of songs which are normally wildly inappropriate for children, to offer them something to sing whilst they diligently wash their hands for 30 seconds. Schools are now safe to reopen. Feel free to sing along.
"Epidemic Anthem" (to the tune of "Hot Girl Bummer" by Blackbear
(Chorus) "Achoo, Achoo." Bless you! He has a cold and she has one, too Or maybe it's the flu It's that epidemic anthem Sanitize and wash your hands and (Verse 1) It's that epidemic anthem Sanitize and wash your hands and It's that cover up your cough and sneezes Or you'll get backhanded It's that always wear your mask inside Stay home if you're not feelin' right Keep your space at six feet Even if you think you are feeling fine.
Crisis averted. The bill is in the mail.
#MPFA #makepoetryfunagain #millennialAF #lyricsoverhaul
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