The song "No" by Meghan Trainor was a vapid bop born in 2016 that promotes ideals like "Girls Rule, Boys Drool" and "If I put on a sexy-ish outfit, it will make my message about female autonomy more palatable to the masses". Needless to say, I played it on repeat. Then, I decided that it would be a great starting point for a cat-inspired parody. I was channeling grumpy cats and felines everywhere who just want to be left the hell alone. "No" (Cat Version) I know I'm so cute and I think it's so sweet How you tell you friends and family to try and pet me But let me stop you there, oh, I need to speak... Na to the ah to the No, No, No My name is No My mood is no My patience is no Find some place else to go Find some place else to go Some place else to go Na to the ah to the No, No, No My name is No My mood is no My patience is no Find some place else to go Find some place else to go Some place else to go Na to the ah to the No, No, No Come into my house, poke your nose around but you didn't bring me any food “Oh you have a cat.” I'm so tired of that Let me make myself understood. Now I will implore, don't come back no more You sure do look better when you go. Meow, meow, meow So I'm like na to the ah to the No, No, No All my felines listen up, if those kids aren't givin' up show your teeth, don't be discreet Stop playing the nice kitty My name is No My mood is no My patience is no Find some place else to go Find some place else to go Some place else to go Na to the ah to the No, No, No My name is No My mood is no My patience is no Find some place else to go Find some place else to go Some place else to go Na to the ah to the No, No, No Eff you in advance, you don't have a chance I don't want your hands all over me Pet the dog next door, that's what dogs are for I'll be so delighted when you leave Trying to clean my butt, watch me if you must, But I promise this you cannot touch Meow, meow, meow Yeah I'm like na to the ah to the No, No, No All my felines listen up, if those kids aren't givin' up show your teeth, don't be discreet Stop playing the nice kitty My name is No My mood is no My patience is no Find some place else to go Find some place else to go Some place else to go Na to the ah to the No, No, No My name is No My mood is no My patience is no Find some place else to go Find some place else to go Some place else to go Na to the ah to the No, No, No You know I'm untouchable, untouchable You know I'm untouchable, untouchable You know I'm untouchable, untouchable You know I'm Na to the ah to the No, No, No You know I'm untouchable, untouchable You know I'm untouchable, untouchable You know I'm untouchable, untouchable You know I'm Na to the ah to the No, No, No All my felines listen up, if those kids aren't givin' up show your teeth, don't be discreet Stop playing the nice kitty My name is No My mood is no My patience is no Find some place else to go Find some place else to go Some place else to go Na to the ah to the No, No, No My name is No My mood is no My patience is no Find some place else to go Find some place else to go Some place else to go Na to the ah to the No, No, No You know I'm untouchable, untouchable You know I'm untouchable, untouchable You know I'm untouchable, untouchable You know I'm Na to the ah to the No, No, No (RIP Grumpy Cat) #kayenjee #lyricsoverhaul #MPFA #makepoetryfunagain #millennialAF
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