With the rise of the pandemic, Karens have finally gotten their day in the sun. I rewrote Dua Lipa's disco pop bop "Don't Start Now" to celebrate the entitled ignorance that informs every Karen's privileged struggle.
"You're A Clown"
If you don't wanna see me... Did a full 180, crazy Hearing how you called me out Said you're gonna mace me, maybe Then you start to scream and shout Coming to confront me, want to call the police, That is not how problems get solved (so..) If you don't wanna see me walking down my own street If you think that your empty threats are gonna stop me Don't call in, don't come out, Don't start Karen, you are a clown. Walk back inside your house. Don't start Karen, you are a clown. Aren't you the one who claims you Cannot wear a mask, you'll die I'm at the store to buy food So, take your tantrum back outside Coming to confront me, want to call the police, That is not how problems get solved (so..) If you don't wanna see me walking down my own street If you think that your empty threats are gonna stop me Don't call in, don't come out, Don't start Karen, you are a clown. Walk back inside your house. Don't start Karen, you are a clown. Oh, oh Don't come out, out, out Don't show up, up, up Don't start now (oh) Oh, oh Don't come out, out That is not how problems get solved (so..) If you don't wanna see me walking down my own street If you think that your empty threats are gonna stop me Don't call in, don't come out, Don't start Karen, you are a clown. Walk back inside your house. Don't start Karen, you are a clown. Oh, oh Don't come out, out, out Don't show up, up, up Walk away, walk away (so..) Oh, oh Don't come out, out, out Don't show up, up, up Walk away, walk away, oh
Feel free to share with the Karen in your life.
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Rabbit HoleAt this point, you've fallen in pretty deep. I suggest you call for help. Just make sure your friend has the internet...and checks out the website. TYSM Archives
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